Captains log....writers block.

It figures that as soon as I decide to start a blog, my brain shuts down. Performance anxiety? Much like a penis during a doctors exam, my brain has shriveled to nothing and has decided to go into hiding. It's not that my mind isn't swirling with a million and one things, I'm just thinking that if I were to express them, it would prove my random craziness and I would be met with stares of confusion and pity. Not that that would be different than any other day! So folks, I start you with this....and leave you with some sound advice. :) No, this isn't me, but she is equally as cool! ;)

Love and sarcasm,

Marla
xoxoxo