Lets Get Serious...(although it's not as much fun as getting physical, but whatevah)

Excuse me father, for I have lived, it's been two months since my last confession. Well, it's been almost 2 months since my last entry, so I am about right on schedule with my procrastinating self. This year is winding down at lightening speeds and I blame it on my never ending to do lists. No rest for the wicked...right? Instead of wishing for this crazy year to end, I'd rather be giddy with anticipation for the year that it is about to be! So, I have compiled a list of shit I will leave behind in this dreadful year and what I hope to bring to the new one!

1. I will stop trying to be everyones friend. This is no way means that on 1-1-12, that I will turn into a raging bitch and give the world the finger. Well.....

2. I will pick books back up. I used to read a book a month and I haven't been able to finish a single one this year. That needs to change. Words with Friends may be the culprit....

3. I will fucking draw something! Since I can remember I had a pencil or a paintbrush in my hand. I find that the older I get, the more I push that part of me away. Shoulda, coulda, woulda....Honing my skills will begin again.

4. I will learn to keep my mouth shut...or stop shoving my foot down it;)

6. Travel my fucking face off:-P

7. And lastly, I will love with a love I never knew I could muster and hope for the same in return. <3

Not to get all mushy, but I have been blessed thus far with an amazing life. No matter what has happened, I wouldn't change a thing. It has made me who I am and for the first time in my life, I'm proud of the person I have become. So whether you graced my life for a day, a week or years, you all hold a special place in my heart. Here is to another year of growth, life and wonderment. If I can say this in the my first 33yrs, I can't wait to see what the next 33 have in store. I'm not rushing it though! ;) And if the zombie apocalypse really happens, then I should make this year count;)

So, while you soak up all my mushy, vodka laden goodness, I leave you with this....a video I can't seem to stop watching! xoxoxoxo

Love and poop,
Marla

Captains log....writers block.

It figures that as soon as I decide to start a blog, my brain shuts down. Performance anxiety? Much like a penis during a doctors exam, my brain has shriveled to nothing and has decided to go into hiding. It's not that my mind isn't swirling with a million and one things, I'm just thinking that if I were to express them, it would prove my random craziness and I would be met with stares of confusion and pity. Not that that would be different than any other day! So folks, I start you with this....and leave you with some sound advice. :) No, this isn't me, but she is equally as cool! ;)

Love and sarcasm,

Marla
xoxoxo